There is a reason no one has yet hired me to write proverbs, as you can see from the title of this post.
Anyway, I say such a thing because, while the rest of the city prepares for a blizzard like none we have ever seen (if the hysteria in the weather reports is to be believed), my family and I are going with friends to get ice cream.
Because, after all, absurdity is best shared... especially when it's tasty.
I shall dispense with giving-forth of timeless wisdom in order to say:
HI I'M BLOGGING AGAIN LOOKIE LOOKIE LOOKIE--
*shoves overly-enthusiastic blogger-self back into the closet*
*looks around to make sure no one noticed, then whispers discreetly to self*
That was unprofessional and in very poor taste.
*turns back to blog readers*
Ahem.
Well, as they say, skeletons are best left in the closet...
Overly-Enthusiastic Blogger-Self: I'M NOT A SKELETON!
...so we shall conclude this post.
Overly-Enthusiastic Blogger-Self: BUT I WANTED TO KNOW IF ANYONE MISSED ME BECAUSE I'VE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG AND I MISSED ALL OF THEM AND...
*sighs*
*pulls out duct tape*
If you will excuse me. Babblers are best dealt with soon and with strong and sticky substances, after all.
*disappears into the closet*
Overly-Enthusiastic Blogger-Self: STRONG AND STICKY WHAT ON EARTH DOES THAT MEAN OH MY GOSH GET AWAY FROM ME THAT IS SO NOT mmph. Mmmph mmm mph! Mmmm-mmnm!
"But words are things, and a small drop of ink / Falling, like dew, upon a thought, produces / That which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think." ~Lord Byron
*over enthusiastic blogger self*
ReplyDeleteI MISSED YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I THOUGHT YOU FELL OFF THE EDGE OF THE EARTH!
*OEBS (over enthusiastic blogger self) is promptly told to go back to its own blog*
Hallo.
Nice to see you posted.
We've rather missed you.
We hope you'll continue posting.
*OEBS runs back in for final word*
AND IF YOU DON'T KEEP POSTING YOU'LL REGRET IT NEXT WEEK AT DRAMA SO HELP ME....
*is silenced*
*you don't want to the the particulars of "is silenced*
Suffice it to say, you posting just made my day. :)
<3 Love you!
Yee-ha! She's back! Or at least she's visiting. I do hope she'll set a spell because her hysteria-edged humor gave me some great chuckles, just what I needed. I think she's doing her O-EB self a great disservice by not listening more attentively. I think O-EB really has some legitimate issues and needs a greater arena for self-expression. At least she should not be stuffed in a closet.
ReplyDeleteI'll see if I can think of some worthy bribe that will work. Later. I'm busy stockpiling edibles for the SOTD (Storm of the Decade). Does chocolate count?
With bells, whistles, and general hoopla,
Mrs. D.
Hee-hee, Poetic, you majorly amused me with this post. :P XD *hugs*
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