There is a reason no one has yet hired me to write proverbs, as you can see from the title of this post.
Anyway, I say such a thing because, while the rest of the city prepares for a blizzard like none we have ever seen (if the hysteria in the weather reports is to be believed), my family and I are going with friends to get ice cream.
Because, after all, absurdity is best shared... especially when it's tasty.
I shall dispense with giving-forth of timeless wisdom in order to say:
HI I'M BLOGGING AGAIN LOOKIE LOOKIE LOOKIE--
*shoves overly-enthusiastic blogger-self back into the closet*
*looks around to make sure no one noticed, then whispers discreetly to self*
That was unprofessional and in very poor taste.
*turns back to blog readers*
Well, as they say, skeletons are best left in the closet...
Overly-Enthusiastic Blogger-Self: I'M NOT A SKELETON!
...so we shall conclude this post.
Overly-Enthusiastic Blogger-Self: BUT I WANTED TO KNOW IF ANYONE MISSED ME BECAUSE I'VE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG AND I MISSED ALL OF THEM AND...
*pulls out duct tape*
If you will excuse me. Babblers are best dealt with soon and with strong and sticky substances, after all.
*disappears into the closet*
Overly-Enthusiastic Blogger-Self: STRONG AND STICKY WHAT ON EARTH DOES THAT MEAN OH MY GOSH GET AWAY FROM ME THAT IS SO NOT mmph. Mmmph mmm mph! Mmmm-mmnm!